IF I WERE IN CHARGE;
Three out of the four seasons would be summer. Spring would be allowed only because it works its way into summer.
The work week would consist of Monday, Friday, Wed, Friday to be followed up with Friday of course!
You could still buy a Look candy bar for a nickel.
Prayer would not only be allowed in school, it would be a course of study.
Every city would have at least one drive-in movie with a concession stand fully stocked with bon-bons and popcorn drenched in so much butter “you could shake a stick at it”. (By the way, if I was in charge you’d have to laugh now, cause that’s some funny stuff.)
I could always find my car in a crowded parking lot, instead of looking like a lost old lady when I can’t.
There would be more ice cream trucks to chase down and every one of them would offer a senior discount. Senior discounts for sprinting and getting that blood a pumping and also discounts for interacting, encouraging and mentoring other kids at heart.
If I was in charge, less lemonade, more pretty centerpieces